I’d rather prep for a colonoscopy than watch any of these clowns
stjoechief1 on
Wait, Measles as in this is gonna be a super spreader event?
hallofeet on
Nobody on that list I want to see
chi_guy8 on
The funny thing is that this is a joke and yet the real thing will be some combination of 3 of these.
TheGOPisTheDeepState on
Charlie Kirk, a Christ-like figure, bestowed so much love and unity, and he needs to be praised and honored for his contributions to society:
– “There is no separation of church and state. It’s a fabrication, it’s a fiction, it’s not in the constitution. It’s made up by secular humanists.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jul 6, 2022
*Context: Kirk dismissed the constitutional principle of church–state separation, framing it as an invention of secular humanists.*
– “If you’re a WNBA, pot-smoking, Black lesbian, do you get treated better than a United States marine?” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Dec 8, 2022
*Context: He mocked Brittney Griner’s release from Russian custody, contrasting her with U.S. military personnel.*
– “I think it’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” – TPUSA Faith event, Apr 5, 2023
*Context: At a Turning Point USA Faith event, he argued that recurring gun deaths are an acceptable trade-off to preserve Second Amendment rights.*
– “Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, May 19, 2023
*Context: Kirk described Black people as predatory and violent, pushing a racist stereotype about interracial crime.*
– “If we would have said that Joy Reid and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Ketanji Brown Jackson were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jul 13, 2023
*Context: He attacked Black women leaders, claiming they only advanced due to affirmative action and lacked intellectual ability.*
– “If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who’s a moronic Black woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jan 3, 2024
*Context: Kirk questioned whether a Black woman in customer service was competent, or just a token hire under affirmative action.*
– “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jan 23, 2024
*Context: He implied Black professionals, including pilots, are suspect hires whose competence should be doubted.*
– “The great replacement strategy, which is well under way every single day in our southern border, is a strategy to replace white rural America with something different.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Mar 1, 2024
*Context: Kirk invoked the white nationalist “Great Replacement” conspiracy, claiming immigration is designed to displace white Americans.*
– “The American Democrat party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes less white.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Mar 20, 2024
*Context: He accused Democrats of deliberately pushing demographic change to weaken America and reduce its white population.*
– “We need to have a Nuremberg-style trial for every gender-affirming clinic doctor. We need it immediately.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Apr 1, 2024
*Context: He compared gender-affirming care to war crimes, calling for doctors to face trials modeled on Nazi prosecutions.*
– “The answer is yes, the baby would be delivered.” – Surrounded debate show, Sep 8, 2024
*Context: Asked if he would allow his 10-year-old daughter to have an abortion if raped, Kirk replied no — the child would be forced to give birth.*
– “America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated Islamic areas are a threat to America.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Apr 30, 2025
*Context: He framed Muslim communities as inherently dangerous, arguing they pose a national security threat.*
– “We’ve been warning about the rise of Islam on the show, to great amount of backlash. We don’t care, that’s what we do here. And we said that Islam is not compatible with western civilization.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jun 24, 2025
*Context: Kirk declared Islam fundamentally incompatible with Western values and civilization.*
– “America was at its peak when we halted immigration for 40 years and we dropped our foreign-born percentage to its lowest level ever. We should be unafraid to do that.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Aug 22, 2025
*Context: He praised the early 20th-century era of immigration restriction and advocated for shutting down immigration again.*
– “Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You’re not in charge.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Aug 26, 2025
*Context: In response to news of Taylor Swift’s engagement to Travis Kelce, he told her to abandon feminism and obey her husband.*
– “Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America.” – Charlie Kirk social media post, Sep 8, 2025
*Context: On social media, he claimed Islam is being weaponized by the political left to destroy the United States.*
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Not gonna lie, had me in the first half.
I’d rather prep for a colonoscopy than watch any of these clowns
Wait, Measles as in this is gonna be a super spreader event?
Nobody on that list I want to see
The funny thing is that this is a joke and yet the real thing will be some combination of 3 of these.
Charlie Kirk, a Christ-like figure, bestowed so much love and unity, and he needs to be praised and honored for his contributions to society:
– “There is no separation of church and state. It’s a fabrication, it’s a fiction, it’s not in the constitution. It’s made up by secular humanists.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jul 6, 2022
*Context: Kirk dismissed the constitutional principle of church–state separation, framing it as an invention of secular humanists.*
– “If you’re a WNBA, pot-smoking, Black lesbian, do you get treated better than a United States marine?” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Dec 8, 2022
*Context: He mocked Brittney Griner’s release from Russian custody, contrasting her with U.S. military personnel.*
– “I think it’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” – TPUSA Faith event, Apr 5, 2023
*Context: At a Turning Point USA Faith event, he argued that recurring gun deaths are an acceptable trade-off to preserve Second Amendment rights.*
– “Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, May 19, 2023
*Context: Kirk described Black people as predatory and violent, pushing a racist stereotype about interracial crime.*
– “If we would have said that Joy Reid and Michelle Obama and Sheila Jackson Lee and Ketanji Brown Jackson were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jul 13, 2023
*Context: He attacked Black women leaders, claiming they only advanced due to affirmative action and lacked intellectual ability.*
– “If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who’s a moronic Black woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jan 3, 2024
*Context: Kirk questioned whether a Black woman in customer service was competent, or just a token hire under affirmative action.*
– “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jan 23, 2024
*Context: He implied Black professionals, including pilots, are suspect hires whose competence should be doubted.*
– “The great replacement strategy, which is well under way every single day in our southern border, is a strategy to replace white rural America with something different.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Mar 1, 2024
*Context: Kirk invoked the white nationalist “Great Replacement” conspiracy, claiming immigration is designed to displace white Americans.*
– “The American Democrat party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes less white.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Mar 20, 2024
*Context: He accused Democrats of deliberately pushing demographic change to weaken America and reduce its white population.*
– “We need to have a Nuremberg-style trial for every gender-affirming clinic doctor. We need it immediately.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Apr 1, 2024
*Context: He compared gender-affirming care to war crimes, calling for doctors to face trials modeled on Nazi prosecutions.*
– “The answer is yes, the baby would be delivered.” – Surrounded debate show, Sep 8, 2024
*Context: Asked if he would allow his 10-year-old daughter to have an abortion if raped, Kirk replied no — the child would be forced to give birth.*
– “America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated Islamic areas are a threat to America.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Apr 30, 2025
*Context: He framed Muslim communities as inherently dangerous, arguing they pose a national security threat.*
– “We’ve been warning about the rise of Islam on the show, to great amount of backlash. We don’t care, that’s what we do here. And we said that Islam is not compatible with western civilization.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Jun 24, 2025
*Context: Kirk declared Islam fundamentally incompatible with Western values and civilization.*
– “America was at its peak when we halted immigration for 40 years and we dropped our foreign-born percentage to its lowest level ever. We should be unafraid to do that.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Aug 22, 2025
*Context: He praised the early 20th-century era of immigration restriction and advocated for shutting down immigration again.*
– “Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You’re not in charge.” – The Charlie Kirk Show, Aug 26, 2025
*Context: In response to news of Taylor Swift’s engagement to Travis Kelce, he told her to abandon feminism and obey her husband.*
– “Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America.” – Charlie Kirk social media post, Sep 8, 2025
*Context: On social media, he claimed Islam is being weaponized by the political left to destroy the United States.*
Don’t watch that other show because your racist.
Eww… sounds like a torture half-time
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No better way that to show “Charlie was rallying the youth of the country” than names like this lol
(I know this sub is joking but…is it?)
Brand new festival…”Loserpalooza”
Someone in my local politics Facebook group posted this unironically, thinking it was real.
Not gay enough
Ai slop, this was mainly 90% names, and still needed ai to do that? You could have made this in paint
They will make so much fuckkng money. Lets go!
Did they add the Mayor of Magaville? Lmao
What in the mayonnaise and ranch dressing is this shit?
I’m **THERE** for the Measles
In the words of Eminem: “Who?”
Oh boy! I wonder what song Lee Greenwood is going to sing!!
I literally believed this entire thing until “measles”
Would you look at that not a single act that I care about. Thankfully, I don’t have to get rid of anything from my collection.
top line up there sure it will pull big numbers
Don’t care
I guess Ian Watkins had to cancel
Dude, don’t give them ideas…. They will do it online or some shit now…
Edit, also, what is a forgigato blow? It sounds like a sex thing…
It must suck to have ears and be MAGA.
I didn’t know Aaron Lewis is a MAGAt
If I had to choose one, I’m taking Measles.
Travis Tritt??? I’d say that’s disappointing but I haven’t listened to him since the mid 90’s.
I didn’t think anyone had listened to him since the mid 90’s
TIL who Forgigato Blow is. Pretty much Dollar General Jelly Roll, which is already a rough start.
That sounds fucking terrible.
Sponsered by BudLight
I’d rather have screamer monkeys fuck my ears.
Isn’t Forgigato Blow the guy that drives around with the Trump sex doll in his car?
I know it’s a joke list (except for, of course, the human cancer that is Kid Rock)
But the real list is a real whose who of who the fuck cares.
🤣😂🤣
No.pat Boone, fake.
Wait is the guy from Stained a shitheel?! Fuck
AHhhh the good old american welfare and food stamp tour
I don’t know all of them, but ⅓ checks at least one required conservative box: Drunk, burned out, forgotten, pedophile,…
One of the most annoying moments I’ve ever seen was during the Aerosmith rock and roll hall of fame induction.
Kid rock asked Steven Tyler what he was thinking performing with Brittany Spears and N’Sync during the 2001 Superbowl.
Tyler should have kicked him in the groin. “Why don’t you ask me when you get up?”
Is the guy from Staind MAGA?
I thought measles was some ult-right thrash metal band